The fucking bands is fucking great
They talk of England’s fucking state
Their fucking clothes are fucking shit
Their fucking hair is full of nits
The fucking cunts just want to fight
After drinking day and fucking night
The fucking Smirnoff’s fucking warm
The ravioli’s full of fucking worms
The fucking rockers we fucking hate
The fucking cunts just masturbate
We’re from the fucking north and shouldn’t talk back
Because we’re the fucking worst white trash
The fucking rock aint got no roll
We’re sick of northern fucking soul
All other bands are fucking shite
The DHSS is fucking tight
The fucking sheep are fucking crap
The fucking cunts just need a slap
There’s a fucking twat called Brian Eno
What the fuck does that bald twat know?
The fucking pubs are fucking dull
My fucking pint is never full
The other bands are fucking weak
They fucking bray like a donkey’s bleat
The fucking DJ’s haven’t got a clue
They play fuck all for me and you
The fucking money’s running out
My fucking tart’s up the fucking spout
The fucking drugs don’t fucking work
The fucking dealer’s a fucking jerk
The fucking lice as big as mice
The fucking crabs aren’t fucking nice
This fucking life just brings me down
Evidently Sleaford (Mods) town
